go fuck yourself

Also I said I was going to work on the porn blog but there’s still a lot of work that needs to be done also I need a haircut this is important (do not forget it)

There’s a smell in my house and it smells like Mexican food even though no Mexican food has been cooked

I’m going through my bookmarks and there is soooo much unsorted porn

A lot of it is like “why did i bookmark this again”

sulfurian:

According to Reggie, Canadians are the best.

ahjareyn:

branaivanovic:

Harry Potter: Re-imagined 

-Harry Potter

-Ron Weasley

-Hermione Granger

I am legitimately okay with this and suddenly wish there were no movies in the first place so that more posts like this could exist. So that more people would look at the basic context clues IN the books and imagine things like this.

whitegenocide:

when black people get in fights in public they’re always called ghetto

I swear to god man

two black soccer moms with college degrees could scrap in front of a mansion or some shit

and the title of the video would be “two angry ghetto welfare bitches fighting” 

micdotcom:

Photographer creates gorgeous and empowering images of one-handed daughter

New Zealand-based photographer Holly Spring has stumbled upon a foolproof formula for capturing beauty: whimsical scenery, a realistic blend of photography and digital art, and her remarkable, one-handed daughter, Violet.

Spring recently shot a striking portrait series of 4-year-old Violet, who suffered early in life with Hirschsprung’s Disease and is missing her left hand. The series has rightfully gained recognition for both its composition — which earned Spring the NZIPP/Epson Iris Portrait Creative Photographer of the Year award in 2014 — and its positive message. While Violet may not be fully able-bodied, Spring said she wants her to understand her limitless potential. 

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arinshanson:

Grumpy Cat Makeup Tutorial!

askarchieandmaxie:

Old!Maxie isn’t taking the replacement very well :(

summonerscode:

Exhibit 303
Caitlyn [08:23]: hey yi can you come gank bot?
Sona [08:30]: we don’t have a yi
[08:31] Caitlyn signals to be careful
Caitlyn [08:32]: SHIT RUN
(Thanks to frostedmist for the quote!)

summonerscode:

Exhibit 303

Caitlyn [08:23]: hey yi can you come gank bot?

Sona [08:30]: we don’t have a yi

[08:31] Caitlyn signals to be careful

Caitlyn [08:32]: SHIT RUN

(Thanks to frostedmist for the quote!)